Jesus Christ, you're telling me that this son of a bitch is actually considered a serious presidential candidate in the Republican Party?Why not just hand the keys to the White House over to Barrett Alabama, or whatever his name is, right now? We'll have nappy-headed hos running through the goddamn halls in no time.
Meanwhile, Mr. New England Elitist tries to woo the Dick majority by impressing us all with his hunting prowress.
Listen, asshole, nobody kills more of anything than Dick Cheney. Understand? I'm so feared in the fucking bird kingdom that they are now throwing themselves into the engines of my plane on my approach. You, meanwhile, claim to kill "varmints."
I fucking shot an old man in the face for a fucking beef recipe! Top that, motherfucker!
And he's a fucking Mormon. He's a fucking Mormon who is married to only one woman. He takes the only good thing about his fucking religion (assembly of a harem) and fucks it up. Jesus. Sounds like he's more of a Moron. Get it, Mormon - Moron? Alright, fuck it; it's not funny, but you understand what I'm saying?
Save yourselves.
Draft Dick '08.
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