This is precisely the type of unmitigated hogwash that sends me into a murderous dither.
Ann Telnaes, you may go fuck yourself.
skip to main |
skip to sidebar
Goddamn Delicious Beef
Welcome to Big Dick's Beef Nook
Goddamn Delicious Beef
About Me
- The Big Guy
- Washington, D.C.
- None of Your Fucking Business
A Warm Welcome
So my fucking doctor tells me to find something to relieve some stress - the common, everyday stress that we all face from time to time. "What do you like to do?" he asked. "Rule with an iron fist." "Too stressful," he says. "Shoot." "No way," say my boys in the Secret Service. "Something to relax - really get into your own head and chill a bit," the Black guy doctor who's married to the white woman says. Hey, I "chill" plenty, Dr. Mandingo. We happened upon the idea of a journal. Of course, all my favorite topics were all off limits - all except for beef. Goddamn, I love beef. There's really nothing you can do to fuck up a good piece of beef - other than overcooking it, of course. Dylan, an intern, offers to set up this goddamn thing and now I've got a way to kill a couple of hours a day that could be spent spent crushing enemies. But Dr. Mandingo says health before pleasure, so let's give it a go. Welcome, my friends, to Dick's place on the information superhighway.
Enemies of the State
Blog Archive
-
▼
2007
(63)
-
▼
March
(21)
- The Road
- Hurt Feelings
- A Personal Moment
- BBQ Beef Ribs
- Red Wine Steak
- Enchilada Caserole
- Hogwash
- Rest Easy
- RIP Yvonne DeCarlo
- Gay Follies
- Dick's Bracket
- Greenwald is French for "Homo"
- Speech is Murder
- A Nation Cries Out
- Mesquite Smoked Texas Brisket
- I Hate Cats
- The Verdict on Time
- As I Said
- Wienerschnitzel
- Funny Boy
- Pigs in the Blanket
-
▼
March
(21)
No comments:
Post a Comment