Pigs in the Blanket

Contempt for American public opinion? Hogwash.

Fuck you, Glenn Greenwald, and fuck your notions of "American public opinion."

I don't rule by public opinion. Never have, never will. To insinuate that Dick Cheney is a "petty tyrant" makes me want to have you shackled and hauled away to Bulgaria, have some electrodes placed just so and listen in over a phone line as you are "questioned" regarding your hatred of America. It's the unappetizing gall of your ilk which must be eradicated if my struggle is to be won.

"Petty?" "Bizarrely megalomaniacal?" "Contemptuous?"

I fully defend your right to free speech, no matter how misbegotten it may be, but you, sir, have stirred a hand in the hornet's nest and what you reap, no matter how horrific, will fall far short of what you deserve.

Glenn Greenwald - American traitor.

Today's recipe comes from a true modern hero.

It is far too seldom that we see a man of personal fortitude and vision like Senator Joseph Lieberman. Sure, he's a Jew and, worse, a Democrat, but he's doing what he can to overcome those failings. A recent convert to the Dark Lord, Joe wants nothing more than the ultimate rush that only power - substantial, unimpeded and remorseless - can bring.

Recently I sat down for a meal with Joe and his old lady, Jew-name that I can't remember. They put out a decent spread, but the centerpiece of the meal were these delicious concoctions. I asked his old lady, Jew-name I can't remember, for the recipe and she obliged.

Enjoy the fucking beef.

Except you, Glenn Greenwald.

Motherfucker.

Joe Lieberman's Pigs in the Blanket

Ingredients:

• 1 large head cabbage

• 1 lb. ground beef

• 1/2 cup raw rice

• 1 small onion, grated

• 2 eggs, beaten

• 1 large onion, sliced

• 2 8 oz cans tomato sauce

• 2 No. 2 1/2 cans tomatoes

• Juice of 2 lemons

• 1 t. salt

• 1/4 t. pepper

• 1 large can sauerkraut

• 1 cup brown sugar

Method:

Remove large leaves from cabbage.

De-vein.

Wilt with boiling water.

Combine meat, rice, grated onion, eggs, salt, and pepper.

Place mound of meat mixture on each cabbage leaf.

Roll loosely. Place remaining cabbage, diced, in bottom of Dutch oven.

Drain can of sauerkraut and place kraut in Dutch oven.

Alternate layers of rolls and sliced onions.

Combine remaining ingredients to make sauce.

Bring to boil. Place over rolls.

Bake covered 1 hr; uncovered 2 hours at 375.

Note: A word of caution before dining with the Lieberman's - Joe never washes his hands after pissing. If it can be avoided, don't let him toss your salad.

Ever the trooper, I ate mine without complaint.

I doubt that Glenn Greenwald would be so heroic.

Note II: Is it just me, or have you also notcied that Joe has a more than passing resemblance to the Star Wars Emperor? Spooky motherfucker.