Rest Easy

As you know, Walter Reed Army Medical Center is the hospital designated for many government officials should they require medical assistance.

I am one of those officials.

I know there have been revelations regarding conditions at the center and, while I cannot comment regarding those particular accusations, I can say that you, my friend, can rest easy in the knowledge that should I require care, special accommodations have been set aside, as you can see here.

I know that concern for a beloved leader weighs heavily on the national psyche, but set your fears aside; Big Dick will receive excellent care should the need arise.